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Need to get rid of that stinker in your life? Let us do
your dirty work! Tell us about your sh*ituationship and we’ll write the break-up letter you’ve been putting off.
After all, we’re kind of the dump experts.
Send us an email before February 13th with who you want to dump and how and we’ll send a personalised dump your way.
Copy these questions into an email, fill them
out with your dirty laundry, and hit send!
What’s the stinker's first name?
Doesn’t start with a J does it?
Who’s doing the dumping?
A name to sign off your letter.
What’s the sh*tuation?
Do they only text after 10pm?
Are they rude to waiters?
Do they always leave the toilet seat up?
What kind of dump do you want to do?
Keep it short and sweet, let them down gently or take out the trash? We can even make it rhyme.
How does this
dumping thing work?
Or email us at
worlddumpday@whogivesacrap.org
When will I get my break-up letter?
On February 13th (World Dump Day) we’ll be sitting down, sharpening our pencils and writing your break-up letters.
What kind of break-ups can you help with?
All kinds of sh*tuationships. If you’re dealing with any long-term or serious relationship stuff, it’s best to talk to a close friend
or a professional.
How long is this running for?
You can send us your dump requests up until February 13th.
Why couldn’t I just use AI?
Sure, you could use AI to write your break-up letter, but did you know it’s not exactly great for the planet? Why not try a more eco-friendly and human alternative? It’s like AI, but if it had a heart (and a butt).
Oh, you needed help with
the other kind of dump?
Submission Confidentiality: All submissions will be kept confidential. No identifying information will be shared publicly or used in any way that could compromise the anonymity of the submitter. Any information we receive will be handled in line with our privacy policy.
Content Modification: Submitted stories may be edited for clarity, length, and to ensure anonymity. The core message and reason for the breakup will remain true to the original submission.
No Professional Advice: This campaign is for entertainment purposes only. We are not qualified to provide relationship or legal advice. If you require professional assistance, please seek help from a qualified therapist or counselor.
No Guarantee of Outcome: Submitting your story does not guarantee a response or a feature on our social media. We will select submissions based on a variety of factors, including clarity, relatability, and overall storytelling.
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After the campaign ends: We will destroy any content submitted to us once the campaign ends.
Need to get rid of that stinker in your life? Let us do your dirty work! Tell us about your sh*ituationship and we’ll write the break-up letter you’ve been putting off.
After all, we’re kind of the dump experts.
Send us an email before February 13th with who you want to dump and how and we’ll send a personalised dump your way.
Copy these questions into an email, fill them out with your dirty laundry, and hit send!
What’s the stinker's first name?
Doesn’t start with a J does it?
Who’s doing the dumping?
A name to sign off your letter.
What’s the sh*tuation?
Do they only text after 10pm?
Are they rude to waiters?
Do they always leave the toilet seat up?
What kind of dump do you want to do?
Keep it short and sweet, let them down gently or take out the trash? We can even make it rhyme.
Or email us at
worlddumpday@whogivesacrap.org
When will I get my break-up letter?
On February 13th (World Dump Day) we’ll be sitting down, sharpening our pencils and writing your break-up letters.
What kind of break-ups can you help with?
All kinds of sh*tuationships. If you’re dealing with any long-term or serious relationship stuff, it’s best to talk to a close friend
or a professional.
How long is this running for?
You can send us your dump requests
up until February 13th.
Why couldn’t I just use AI?
Sure, you could use AI to write your break-up letter, but did you know it’s not exactly great for the planet? Why not try a more eco-friendly and human alternative? It’s like AI, but if it had a heart (and a butt).
